cream in one's jeans

cream in one's jeans
a) To ejaculate while wearing ones trousers.

And you always cream in your jeans when your neck breaks. It has something to do with the pressure on the spinal cord being transmitted through the prostate.

b) To experience an orgasm while clothed; to be thoroughly excited or delighted.

First time I was in here I come in with a Chinese M.P. We busted right in, that M.P. creamed in his jeans when he sees this colonel.


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